This may not be as hilarious to you as it is to FI and I, but this is SO awesome. We somehow received all three of these RSVPs in the same day, all from the same circle of friends, AND also from three different states: Massachusetts, Kentucky, and Indiana.
Awesomest Friends Ever! / Personal Picture
And in case you can't read it in the picture:
RSVP 1 - "I require 2 jagerbombs served w/each course."
RSVP 2 - "I will require yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops in drink form."
RSVP 3 - "I require your most expensive thing stuffed with your second most expensive thing."
And I don't even care if that's a word or not.